Microsoft Visual C++ 9.0 is required (Unable to find vcvarsall.bat).
I sure do, and I solved it by downloading a helpful program from Microsoft! Don't believe me, just google it! Install Microsoft's compiler for Python 2.7 from here: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=44266 and most of the pip installs should work!
Enjoy